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Harry Potter- Related questions. STOLEN FROM NAYELI

annabelevelyn — 2009-10-15T12:36:00Z

01. If you went to Hogwarts, which house would you be sorted in? Oh, Slytherin for sure.

02. Have you ever been to a Harry Potter midnight release? YES! I went to the midnight release of Order of The Phoenix and Deathly Hallows, and my mum bought me Half Blood Prince at midnight

03. What did you think of Deathly Hallows? MOAR DRACO. I liked it, it was sad and I hated some of the death, and cried when Hedwig died. But whatever.

04. How many times have you reread the books? I lost count way long ago.

05. Whose death was the saddest? HEDWIGS. WHY?!

06. If you went to Hogwarts, would you rather have a pet owl, cat, or rat? Owl, duh!

07. What did you think of the movie Half-Blood Prince? DO NOT GET ME STARTED. I mean, why the FUCK did they change so much and miss out so much?! I wanted to shoot the director. I mean. They missed out SO FUCKING MUCH.

08. What do you think of Deathly Hallows being split in half? I think it's a good idea, they should have split Half-Blood prince too.

09. Have you read The Tales of Beedle the Bard? Yesyes

10. When did you first become a Harry Potter fan? Errrrm. A year or so before the first movie was announced to be made.

Favorites

Female Character? Bellatrix, or Narcissa

Male Character? DRACO MALFOY

Professor? Errrrm... I'd say Mad-Eye or Lupin.

Death Eater? I CAN'T CHOOSE! Either Bellatrix, Narcissa or Draco. Or Lucius.

Magical Creature? Basilisk, methinks.

Spell? I'm sorry. But the Cruciatus curse or Sectumsempra.

Quote? OH GOD. So many.
Draco Malfoy - "Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley and that's saying something."
Albus Dumbledore - "For Future reference, Harry, it is raspberry. Although, of course, if I were a Death Eater I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself."
Harry Potter - "What do you mean- I'm not brave in bed?"

Book? Deathly Hallows or Half-Blood Prince

Movie? Heerrrrm. Either Goblet of Fire, or Prisoner of Azkaban.

Hogwarts House? Slytherin. THE COMMON ROOM IS UNDER A GOD DAMNED LAKE.

Place? Slytherin Common room, yo. Or the Room of Requirements.

Weasley? Fred and George/ Gred and Forge.

Couple? Draco and Pansy, well, though their school years. After that it was Draco and Astoria, weren't it. OH. NO. NO. LUCIUS AND NACISSA.

This or That

Gryffindor or Slytherin? SLYTHERIN

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw

Fred or George? DO NOT ASK ME SUCH THINGS.

Ginny or Luna? Luna!

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Firewhiskeyyyy

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Errrrrrmm.... I don't know! KNOCKTURN ALLEY.

Books or Movies? What is THAT?! Not even a question. Books all the effing way.

Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? I. I. Erm. BOTH.

Sorcerer´s Philosopher's Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Erm, CoS

Snape or Slughorn? Snapey, but Slughorn was entertaining.

Lupin or Sirius? Sirusly? Sirius.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? I do not believe in H/H. It is H/G. No H/H

Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati, I wanted to murder Lavender.

Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Seamus.

Kreacher or Dobby? Oh god, Dobby.

Muggleborn or Pureblood? I'm... Going to say Pureblood.

Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? I'm going to copy Nayeli and say Tom Felton.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? DO NOT MAKE ME CHOOSE. BOTH. I CHOOSE BOTH.

Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Errrrrm... Tom Riddle, but I do adore Voldemort.

Hedwig or Crookshanks? Oh god, Hedwig. RIP.

Edit!

If JK Rowling ever decides to write more HP stuff, would you like her to continue after the Deathly Hallows, or go back and write about the Marauders? HUMN. I think I'd prefer after Deathly Hallows, but I would also like to read from the Marauder Era, but actually I'd like to read about THE MALFOYS AND THE BLACKS AND THE LESTRANGES.

getting the word out- REPOST AND RETWEET

annabelevelyn — 2009-06-16T11:25:00Z

If you are reading this right now, you have more luxury than someone in Iran could ever hope for right now. If you are watching TV or a video on youtube, updating your status on Facebook, Tweeting, or even texting your friend, you are lucky. If you are safe in your home, and were able to sleep last night without the sounds of screaming from the rooftops, you need to know and understand what is happening to people just like you in Iran right now.

They are not the enemy. They are a people whose election has been stolen. For the first time in a long time, a voice for change struck the youth of Iran, just as it did for many people in the United States only seven months ago. Hossein Mousavi gained the support of millions of people in Iran as a Presidential candidate. He stands for progressiveness. He supports good relations with the West, and the rest of the world. He is supported with fervor as he challenges the oppressive regime of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

On Friday, millions of people waited for hours in line to vote in Iran's Presidential election. Later that night, as votes came in, Mousavi was alerted that he was winning by a two-thirds margin. Then there was a change. Suddenly, it was Ahmadinejad who had 68% of the vote - in areas which have been firmly against his political party, he overwhelmingly won. Within three hours, millions of votes were supposedly counted - the victor was Ahmadinejad. Immediately fraud was suspected - there was no way he could have won by this great a margin with such oppposition. Since then, reports have been coming in of burned ballots, or in some cases numbers being given without any being counted at all. None of this is confirmed, but what happened next seems to do the trick.

The people of Iran took the streets and rooftops. They shout "Death to the dictator" and "Allah o akbar." They join together to protest. Peacefully. The police attack some, but they stay strong. Riots happen, and the shouting continues all night. Text messaging was disabled, as was satellite, and websites which can spread information such as Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, and the BBC are blocked in the country. At five in the morning, Arabic speaking soldiers (the people of Iran speak Farsi) stormed a university in the capital city of Tehran. While sleeping in their dormitories, five students were killed. Others were wounded. These soldiers are thought to have been brought in by Ahmadinejad from Lebanon. Today, 192 of the university's faculty have resigned in protest.

Mousavi requested that the government allow a peaceful rally to occur this morning - the request was denied. Many thought that it would not happen. Nevertheless, first a few thousand people showed up in the streets of Tehran. At this point, it is estimated that 1 to 2 million people were there. Mousavi spoke on the top of a car. The police stood by. For a few hours, everything was peaceful. Right now, the same cannot be said. Reports of injuries, shootings, and killings are flooding the internet. Twitter has been an invaluable source - those in Iran who still know how to access it are updating regularly with picture evidence. People are being brutally beaten. Tonight will be another night without rest for so many in Iran no older than I am. Tonight there is a Green Revolution.

For more information: PICTURES: here and here NEW INFORMATION: Here - near constant updates Here - ONTD_political live post ON TWITTER: @StopAhmadi, @IranElection09, @Change_for_Iran

دنیارابگوییدچطورآنهاانتخاباتمان دزدیده اند Tell the world how they have stolen our election

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A lesson in Sarcasm; as taught by an English schoolgirl.

annabelevelyn — 2009-05-22T13:05:00Z

Oh my god, I am shit at journals. So bare with me.

So, Buzznet has some witty people who use sarcasm in their journals.
But there is a total drought in the sarcasm understanding waterfall. WHAT IS WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUYS?! I remember a time where no one had to use disclaimers. A happier time or satire and irony.

Now, seeing as though I'm from England. We love sarcasm, it's the foundation of our very language. And so how am i meant to sleep at night if i do not educate those underprivileged people about the use of sarcasm?!

And yes, I have googled most of this. I'M 14. GIVE ME A BREAK.

FIRST OF ALL.
Sarcasm; in order to use it, it helps if you are a semi-intelligent. Which is another point. if you are dumb, there is no point in even reading this as you will never grasp the concept of sarcasm. Soz boz.

LETS LOOK AT A FUCKING DEFINITON:
a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual.

Well, wasn't that enlightening.

Now, in the real world (outside these pixels you nerds) it's pretty easy to tell when someone is using this magical thing, since their voice is, like, a different tone to usual. YOU GET IT?!

For instance, if I were to say "Yeah, that top looks great on you. The lemon look is soooo in"
my voice would be a little flatter than usual, and I would put emphasis on the word 'sooooo'. But that is in the strange world of outside. Not the interwebz world.

Now, to show sarcasm. You can add the good old sarcasm tag. So It'd be like
OMG you're sooo smart
only that totally sucks for the typer, so no one uses it.

Or there's good old using-so-much-chatspeak-and-n00b-talk-it's-got-to-be-taking-the-piss.
Example: Z0MGzzzz I LUV GER4RD W4Y H3 IZ S000000000 H0T.
But most literate people despise doing so because it rips apart their soul.

Alternatively, italics are good for sarcasm.
I am so great at this journal writing thing

Or people will add little emoticons
Example: :)

Or maybe, and this will sound so weird. The reader of sarcasm could just UNDERSTAND that it's sarcasm without any aids. I know, it's a long shot, but perhaps it could happen.

And yeah, I realise this explains nothing. BUT OMG I DON'T CARE.

I KISSED A GERMAN AND I LIKED IT

annabelevelyn — 2009-04-19T08:38:00Z

well. I haven't. Yet.

HOWEVER. I NEED FLUENT GERMAN SKILLZ.

DO. YOU. HAZ. GERMAN SKILLZ.

See, like, in a month or, like, four weeks. Or, like, three weeks. I dunno. I'm going to Germany.
And my German teacher specifically asked me not to sing when in Germany.
So, I need to sing in Germany. Preferbly in German. I want to be polite.

SO I NEED SOMEONE TO TRANSLATE KATY PERRY AND IDA MARIA FOR ME. BECAUSE TRANSLATORS ON THE INTERWEBZ SUCK.
And hey, any other ideas for songs that would hilarious to sing to German strangers would be ADORED. But nothing that'll get me kicked out of the country. Cause being banned from a country would SUCK.

And yes, yes I will have someone video it on my camera. And yes, yes it will be posted on Buzznet. And Youtube.

I KISSED A GERMAN AND I LIKED IT

And what about Ida Maria's 'I like you so much better when you're naked'
Tell me that yelling/'singing' that at German people won't be amazingly funny. Go on.

I LIKE GERMANS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THEY'RE NAKED

And I will be looking to see if I can get my dogs some lederhosen. WOO!

So yes. if you are amazing at German and translating things. PLEASE. SPEAK UP.
And if you have fab idea's that'd be funny to do in German. ALSO SPEAK UP.

AUF WIEDERSEHN!!!

Green Day-Do you know your enemy. MY FEELINGS

annabelevelyn — 2009-04-16T09:26:00Z

So, I'm outside 'Ye Olde Wyke Store', trying to get a picture of a cat sleeping in a flowerbed outside a window, having just bought a coke and then my phone goes off.

So I answer it, hesitant in case it's my brother to ask me to do something for him. And it's my dad. So I'm worried. Why is my dad calling me on my mobile?! WHY?!

But he was just like *Scottish accent* "Hello darlin', just thought aye'd tell ye tha' Green Day arre gonna be playin' on Radio 1 in 10 minutes"

Here's and idea, I'll go home and listen to it!
So I'm like "Cheers m'dears"
And I go home. Having nearly get run over because there is a major fault in this busy road. You can only see one side of traffic coming.
DO You know how annoying that is when you have two hyper dogs with no road sense?! IT'S BAD PEOPLE.

So. eventually I get back. And just in time. Because by the time I've hit the radio until it works.
"And here's Green Day's new song"
And it plays

And it's alright, It's good. It's catchy and i can dance to it well.

See? I totally dance.

And then.

Let me guess. The next line is goig to be "Do You Know Your Enemy?"

And finally, I came to the conclusion of...

I'm going to have to listen to it more to maybe let it grow on me. And I'm still deciding if I'll ACTUALLY buy the album. I mean, I've actually BOUGHT all of the other Green Day albums.

New Green Day album finally named and with a release date!

annabelevelyn — 2009-02-09T10:30:00Z

Green Day presented the award for Album of the Year at tonights Grammy awards.

We have now confirmed that Green Day's 8th studio album will be coming out May 2009, and will be titled "21st Century Breakdown".

You can go to the official Warner site, greendaymusic.com to pre-order the album now for $12.

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Twilight

annabelevelyn — 2008-12-19T10:08:00Z

YES. IT FINALLY CAME OUT IN WEYMOUTH!! ITS LIKE THE WORLD HAS STOPPED SPINNING.

As if you haven't already heard enough about the dreaded movie. It's so dastardly! The marketing! So dastardly!
Carrying on.

I adored Twilight, sure I had my faults with it at certain points like I do with every movie. But, heyll, Harry Potter can't live up to that. Movie-wise that is. HP books still kicked ass.

As soon as RPATTZ came on screen, you knew from the gasp. Like. There was a united gasp. Me included.

But, my biggest annoyance, I suppose, was that Edward/RPATTZ did not DAZZLE enough. for serious. He only looked like he'd been overly photoshopped.

other than that, I freakin' adored it. I might re-see it on a Wednesday.

Auf Wiedersehn
Annabel x

Coughs, illness. And mince pies

annabelevelyn — 2008-12-15T06:09:55Z

:( Iz feeling ill. I was coughing all througout the night and everytime I actually bring myself to stand up, my head seems to be trying to split in half.
Which I think is highly unnessicary.

So. it's 2:09 PM, mother is a work. Brother is. Erm. I'm not entirely sure where he is.
And life is BORING.

So. I'm going to get up. get changed. Empty the dishwasher. Maybe make myself look somewhat presentable.
Then I am going to make mince pies

Of course, I'm worried how they'll turn out. Because a no-armed octopus could bake better than myself.

Edward Fucking Cullen Facts.

annabelevelyn — 2008-11-16T06:09:00Z

Edward Fucking Cullen does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Edward Fucking Cullen goes killing

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Edward Fucking Cullen out. It failed miserably.

Edward Fucking Cullen’s’ iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord

If you have five dollars and Edward Fucking Cullen has five dollars, Edward Fucking Cullen has more money than you.

Edward Fucking Cullen sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Edward Fucking Cullen and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Edward Fucking Cullen. Edward showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

Edward Fucking Cullen can touch MC Hammer.

Edward Fucking Cullen never has sex on the first date. Ever.

A duck’s quack does not echo. Edward Fucking Cullen is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

Edward Fucking Cullen invented water.

Edward Fucking Cullen doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full

Edward Fucking Cullen got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Edward Fucking Cullen for every answer

Edward Fucking Cullen once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift dazzle to the face. In fact, there are none."

Edward Fucking Cullen does not sleep. He waits.

When Bella Swan burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Edward Fucking Cullen said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a dazzling bitchslap to the face and said, “Never question Edward Fucking Cullen.”

Edward fucking Cullen

annabelevelyn — 2008-11-15T16:29:00Z

My dear Ashy-Baby has started reading Twilight. And admitedly hates Eddie. A lot.
I really want to see Chuck Norris and Edward fucking Cullen get into a bitch fight. It would be a spectacle.

Ash(F)-"I am what you have made me and the mad dog devil killer fiend leper is a reflection of your society" Charles Manson says:

I want to shove a stake through his heart