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01. If you went to Hogwarts, which house would you be sorted in? Oh, Slytherin for sure.

02. Have you ever been to a Harry Potter midnight release?  YES! I went to the midnight release of Order of The Phoenix and Deathly Hallows, and my mum bought me Half Blood Prince at midnight

03. What did you think of Deathly Hallows?  MOAR DRACO. I liked it, it was sad and I hated some of the death, and cried when Hedwig died. But whatever.

04. How many times have you reread the books?  I lost count way long ago.

05. Whose death was the saddest?  HEDWIGS. WHY?!

06. If you went to Hogwarts, would you rather have a pet owl, cat, or rat?  Owl, duh!

07. What did you think of the movie Half-Blood Prince?  DO NOT GET ME STARTED. I mean, why the FUCK did they change so much and miss out so much?! I wanted to shoot the director. I mean. They missed out SO FUCKING MUCH.

08. What do you think of Deathly Hallows being split in half?  I think it's a good idea, they should have split Half-Blood prince too.

09. Have you read The Tales of Beedle the Bard?  Yesyes

10. When did you first become a Harry Potter fan?  Errrrm. A year or so before the first movie was announced to be made.

Favorites

Female Character? Bellatrix, or Narcissa

Male Character? DRACO MALFOY

Professor? Errrrm... I'd say Mad-Eye or Lupin.

Death Eater? I CAN'T CHOOSE! Either Bellatrix, Narcissa or Draco. Or Lucius.

Magical Creature? Basilisk, methinks.

Spell? I'm sorry. But the Cruciatus curse or Sectumsempra.

Quote? OH GOD. So many.
Draco Malfoy - "Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley and that's saying something."
Albus Dumbledore - "For Future reference, Harry, it is raspberry. Although, of course, if I were a Death Eater I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself."
Harry Potter - "What do you mean- I'm not brave in bed?"

Book? Deathly Hallows or Half-Blood Prince

Movie? Heerrrrm. Either Goblet of Fire, or Prisoner of Azkaban.

Hogwarts House? Slytherin. THE COMMON ROOM IS UNDER A GOD DAMNED LAKE.

Place? Slytherin Common room, yo. Or the Room of Requirements.

Weasley? Fred and George/ Gred and Forge.

Couple? Draco and Pansy, well, though their school years. After that it was Draco and Astoria, weren't it. OH. NO. NO. LUCIUS AND NACISSA.

This or That

Gryffindor or Slytherin?  SLYTHERIN

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff?  Ravenclaw

Fred or George?  DO NOT ASK ME SUCH THINGS.

Ginny or Luna?  Luna!

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey?  Firewhiskeyyyy

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley?  Errrrrrmm.... I don't know! KNOCKTURN ALLEY.

Books or Movies?  What is THAT?! Not even a question. Books all the effing way.

Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows?  I. I. Erm. BOTH.

Sorcerer´s Philosopher's Stone or Chamber of Secrets?  Erm, CoS

Snape or Slughorn?  Snapey, but Slughorn was entertaining.

Lupin or Sirius?  Sirusly? Sirius.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?  I do not believe in H/H. It is H/G. No H/H

Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil?  Parvati, I wanted to murder Lavender.

Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas?  Seamus.

Kreacher or Dobby?  Oh god, Dobby.

Muggleborn or Pureblood?  I'm... Going to say Pureblood.

Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint?  I'm going to copy Nayeli and say Tom Felton.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy?  DO NOT MAKE ME CHOOSE. BOTH. I CHOOSE BOTH.

Voldemort or Tom Riddle?  Errrrrm... Tom Riddle, but I do adore Voldemort.

Hedwig or Crookshanks?  Oh god, Hedwig. RIP.

*Edit!*

If JK Rowling ever decides to write more HP stuff, would you like her to continue after the Deathly Hallows, or go back and write about the Marauders?   HUMN. I think I'd prefer after Deathly Hallows, but I would also like to read from the Marauder Era, but actually I'd like to read about THE MALFOYS AND THE BLACKS AND THE LESTRANGES.

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Oh my god, I am shit at journals. So bare with me.

So, Buzznet has some witty people who use sarcasm in their journals.
But there is a total drought in the sarcasm understanding waterfall. WHAT IS WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUYS?! I remember a time where no one had to use disclaimers. A happier time or satire and irony.

Now, seeing as though I'm from England. We love sarcasm, it's the foundation of our very language. And so how am i meant to sleep at night if i do not educate those underprivileged people about the use of sarcasm?!

And yes, I have googled most of this. I'M 14. GIVE ME A BREAK.

FIRST OF ALL.
Sarcasm; in order to use it, it helps if you are a semi-intelligent. Which is another point. if you are dumb, there is no point in even reading this as you will never grasp the concept of sarcasm. Soz boz.

LETS LOOK AT A FUCKING DEFINITON:
a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual.

Well, wasn't that enlightening.

Now, in the real world (outside these pixels you nerds) it's pretty easy to tell when someone is using this magical thing, since their voice is, like, a different tone to usual. YOU GET IT?!

For instance, if I were to say "Yeah, that top looks great on you. The lemon look is soooo in"
my voice would be a little flatter than usual, and I would put emphasis on the word 'sooooo'. But that is in the strange world of outside. Not the interwebz world.

Now, to show sarcasm. You can add the good old sarcasm tag. So It'd be like
<sarcasm> OMG you're sooo smart</sarcasm>
only that totally sucks for the typer, so no one uses it.

Or there's good old using-so-much-chatspeak-and-n00b-talk-it's-got-to-be-taking-the-piss.
Example: Z0MGzzzz I LUV GER4RD W4Y H3 IZ S000000000 H0T.
But most literate people despise doing so because it rips apart their soul.

Alternatively, italics are good for sarcasm.
I am so great at this journal writing thing

Or people will add little emoticons
Example: :)

Or maybe, and this will sound so weird. The reader of sarcasm could just UNDERSTAND that it's sarcasm without any aids. I know, it's a long shot, but perhaps it could happen.

And yeah, I realise this explains nothing. BUT OMG I DON'T CARE.

well. I haven't. Yet.

HOWEVER. I NEED FLUENT GERMAN SKILLZ.

DO. YOU. HAZ. GERMAN SKILLZ.

See, like, in a month or, like, four weeks. Or, like, three weeks. I dunno. I'm going to Germany.
And my German teacher specifically asked me not to sing when in Germany.
So, I need to sing in Germany. Preferbly in German. I want to be polite.

SO I NEED SOMEONE TO TRANSLATE KATY PERRY AND IDA MARIA FOR ME. BECAUSE TRANSLATORS ON THE INTERWEBZ SUCK.
And hey, any other ideas for songs that would hilarious to sing to German strangers would be ADORED. But nothing that'll get me kicked out of the country. Cause being banned from a country would SUCK.

And yes, yes I will have someone video it on my camera. And yes, yes it will be posted on Buzznet. And Youtube.

I KISSED A GERMAN AND I LIKED IT <look at those dirty English lyrics.

And what about Ida Maria's 'I like you so much better when you're naked'
Tell me that yelling/'singing' that at German people won't be amazingly funny. Go on.

I LIKE GERMANS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THEY'RE NAKED <MORE DIRTY ENGLISH LYRICS. JUST DISGUSTING.

And I will be looking to see if I can get my dogs some lederhosen. WOO!

So yes. if you are amazing at German and translating things. PLEASE. SPEAK UP.
And if you have fab idea's that'd be funny to do in German. ALSO SPEAK UP.

AUF WIEDERSEHN!!!

So, I'm outside 'Ye Olde Wyke Store', trying to get a picture of a cat sleeping in a flowerbed outside a window, having just bought a coke and then my phone goes off.

So I answer it, hesitant in case it's my brother to ask me to do something for him. And it's my dad. So I'm worried. Why is my dad calling me on my mobile?! WHY?!

But he was just like *Scottish accent* "Hello darlin', just thought aye'd tell ye tha' Green Day arre gonna be playin' on Radio 1 in 10 minutes"


Here's and idea, I'll go home and listen to it!
So I'm like "Cheers m'dears"
And I go home. Having nearly get run over because there is a major fault in this busy road. You can only see one side of traffic coming.
DO You know how annoying that is when you have two hyper dogs with no road sense?! IT'S BAD PEOPLE.

So. eventually I get back. And just in time. Because by the time I've hit the radio until it works.
"And here's Green Day's new song"
And it plays

And it's alright, It's good. It's catchy and i can dance to it well.

See?  I totally dance.

And then.

Let me guess. The next line is goig to be "Do You Know Your Enemy?"

And finally, I came to the conclusion of...



I'm going to have to listen to it more to maybe let it grow on me. And I'm still deciding if I'll ACTUALLY buy the album. I mean, I've actually BOUGHT all of the other Green Day albums.

Green Day presented the award for Album of the Year at tonights Grammy awards.

We have now confirmed that Green Day's 8th studio album will be coming out May 2009, and will be titled "21st Century Breakdown".

You can go to the official Warner site, greendaymusic.com to pre-order the album now for $12.

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:( Iz feeling ill. I was coughing all througout the night and everytime I actually bring myself to stand up, my head seems to be trying to split in half.
Which I think is highly unnessicary.

So. it's 2:09 PM, mother is a work. Brother is. Erm. I'm not entirely sure where he is.
And life is BORING.

So. I'm going to get up. get changed. Empty the dishwasher. Maybe make myself look somewhat presentable.
Then I am going to make mince pies

Of course, I'm worried how they'll turn out. Because a no-armed octopus could bake better than myself.

Mega bad news people.

BOBBY DAZZLEPANTS AND BUTCH DIED LAST NIGHT. I don't know why. There's a chance I overfed them, but a small chance at that.

So. RIP Bobby Dazzlepants and Butch. You will be missed ;[

THE MOMENT OF GLORY HAS ARRIVED.

THE FISH. ARE IN. THE TANK. AND. ARE  ~NAMED~.

YES. THIS IS MOMENTUS. FEAR THE CAPS LOCK. FEAR IT.

THIS IS ALMOST AS EXCITING AS QUEUING UP FOR THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS AT MIDNIGHT. THIS MAKES MORE HISTORY THAN BARACK OBAMA.

NEMO AND GERTRUDE SAY HELLO AND POSE FOR FISH WEEKLY LIKE THE SLUTS THEY ARE.

GERTRUDE ALSO LIKES TO STEAL BOBBY DAZZLEPANTS LIMELIGHT

AND BUTCH STAYS ON THE SIDELINES. LIKE THE LITTLE EMO HE IS. I THINK HE WAS BORN EMO. THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO TO SAVE HIM.

AND AS YOU CAN SEE. THEY ARE AGAINST H8.

THESE FISH RESPRESENT THE VIEWS OF BUZZNET.

This is an announcement of GREAT importance.

It seems I'm getting a fish, or fish (Plural of a fish there)

AND I NEED NAMES FOR GOLDFISH.
Chloe's insisted I name on Nemo. So that's one name down, and I've been ordered to call on Fluffy. So theres another one down.

BUT I NEED NAMES, QUICKLY PEOPLE!
If a fish isn't named within 24 hours of being owned. THEY GO EMO.

Loves of hugs for my thugz,
Annabel =3

To be quite honest. Nothing. I'm glad Obama won though. I feel that he's going to change the world for the better. Though.

When you Americans were all voting? I was Sleeping.
When Obama was announced to be the next president? Sleeping.
When Obama was giving his speech? Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping.
When it was put in the news before school? Asleep, (I sleep in. A lot)

So yeah. Just thought I'd share that.
In Citizenship, we watched the speech Obama gave though. It was really nice, he seems. Like. Human. Mainly because he IS human.

So. I spent most of the school day singing "We believe in Barack Obama"
And I texted the lyrics to my mum. She texted back that I'm barking mad. And she thinks I only wanted Obama to win because he was the better looking of the two candidate.
Honestly, as IF. I know I can be shallow. But not about something as important about the US Presidential Elections.

If I'm being truthful though, I was won over because of "We believe in Barack Obama"
But that is BESIDES the point, because I would have eventually been scared by Sarah Palin.

So yes.
OVER AND OUT BIATCHES

Me...Original? Well shucks!

This is just a quickie to say. Thank you! Dankeshon! Merci! Thankzbabz! Gracias! Dziękuję! Kiittää te! Þakka þú! Tak for lån! Grazie! Ddiolch 'ch!

I think you get the picture. I'll post something proper thanking. Probably will include paint or glitter. Something like that. Just give me tiiiiiiime!

I almost had a heart attack when I saw 'CRAPABYSS' on the front page.

=O You seeeeeeeeee?

Anyway. I pretty much adore you all. Yes? Yes. =3

Lots of tha luv,
Annabel

But...

NO MORE CHINESE OR INDIAN FOOD. I know, it's shocking.

In the past week or so, I have had a horrendous amount of Chinese and Indian food. And whilst I love it, I think the amount of MS-G's in the Chinese food is enough to keep me thirsty for a month or so. I went for a family dinner... To an Indian restaurant a couple of hours ago. And because it was casual-formal, I managed to get on my ridiculously tight pinstriped jeans. No joke. I had to jump A LOT to get into them (And the end result is good, as long as my stomach is hidden, haha)
I don't think I'll be getting them off anytime soon.

So yes. I haven't been eating regular meals, and when I have, it's been Chinese, Indian. Or porridge. Because Porridge is; quick, easy and very cheap.  And very nice.
God, my body should start hating me soon. Bleghhhhhhh!

On Monday, I'm making Gingerbread. It's a lot of sugar, a lot of treacle and a lot of syrup. Usually I substitute the sugar with a sugar alternative, and try and get along without using any Diary products and Damara sugar. But I can't with the melting method. So I'm going to make it, not being able to taste it. Fingers crossed that I won't kill someone. My cooking is usually good, my Curry's, lasagne's and other things are good. But when it comes to Desserts, Cakes or Pastries. I'm screwed to be quite honest.

yo! It's just me now. Me being Annabel. Yes. Me.

Chloe made her own separate Buzznet. So yes. No more ChloeCrap, juuuust AnnabelAbyss. Yes? Yes.

I still shouldn't be on the laptop, BUT OHWELL M'DEARYS.

I've decided I need to grow up a bit, stop letting things get to me. And learn to let go of things. The housing market here is shit, so it'll be at least a year before my dad moves away with his fiancee. And as much as I'd love to say "I don't care" I unfortunately, do. So that might be something to do on my list. Learn to not care.

On the 23rd of October, it is my birthday. Which I'm looking forward to! =D

Much grounded love,

Annabel xxx

It's Annabel here. I'm just quickly typing this to say;

I may not be online much now m'dears. I did something that I'm not proud of, and I'm facing the punishments.

So, I've had my phone, iPod, laptop and MAKE UP taken away. The make up is what I'm struggling with the most.

So yeah. just saying.

Hope to be online more often soon.

Hugs and kisses

Annabel xxx

So, my brothers leaving for University. I know that. And I've been TOLD by Chloe and my dad that I'll miss him. In particular, I'll miss the arguments and the calls at 1 AM to either ask for a cup of tea (When he's in the room next door to me, I kid you not) or calling for answers for a pub quiz.
But I don't really care much. I'll miss him for, like, a day and then get over it easy.

In 2 years time, I'm leaving my Senior school (High school) to go to collage or 6th form or something for, like, 2 years. Then after that, I don't know where I'll be going. A couple of months back, I watched the series finale of Skins where they all went their separate ways, which worried me and Chloe to no end at the sudden realisation that we won't always be in our little group of friends. Me and Chloe have promised to always remain in contact. But still, after Collage. That'll be hard.

Then there's the career paths and all the qualifications in order to get desired jobs. I'm wanting to become a make up artist or, like, a photographer. Not that my mums' happy about that. But make up is the job I want. I don't care if 'I can achieve more'. That's what counts...Isn't it?

But still. I haven't managed to get a job yet, my friends have got jobs cause their parents know people or their siblings do. Damn useless sibling and parents of mine!
And have you ever just woken up and thought "Shit. I'm going to fail at life."
?

Annabel.


Dear life, 

Please don't be a bitch to me in the future. I'll be your best friend.

Yours' sincerely
Someone who needs you to love them.

Dear luck,

I wish you'd hang out with me sometimes. I miss you.

Yours' needingly.
Someone who never gets to see you


Dear intelligence,

Hows about you stop being so lazy and wake up?

Yours' annoyingly
Someone who you seem to ignore.


Dear sanity,

PLEASE COME BACK

Yours' longingly
Someone you ran from a long time ago